OK, Codger, you obviously nicked the most obvious parodiable [is that a word?] song for this challenge, and a great job it was.

I've tried to do my own take on The Teddy Bear's Picnic (tune from ca. 1907 and lyrics from ca. 1932), without looking back at yours, so I really have no idea how much we may have overlapped.

Here goes nothin'!

TEDDY BEARS' CHICK FLIC
(lyric molestation and mutilation by Genie)

When you uncover your goods today you're in for a big surprise,
You're lovely showing your goods todaym but somebody's in disguise.
Yes, ev'ry perv that's surfing the net
Is peeking thru your curtains, you bet!
Today's the day the teddy bears shoot their chick flic!


Chorus: 
    
Peeping time for teddy bears, 
    
The little teddy bears are filming your lovely parts today. 
    
They catch you sans your underwear,
And post the vids on You Tube and eBay!

They film you as you gad about, 
    
Record your play and shouts, 
    
And everything else you share. 
    
At six o'clock your roomie and buddies 
    
Will take them to be read, 
    
Because they're wired little teddy bears.


    

If you should pleasure your goods today, 
    
You're probably not alone. 
    
You think you're out of the woods today, 
    
Because you are safe at home.

    
But ev'ry bear up there on your shelf
Will gather footage for unto itself --
Today your roommate's shooting to please his joy stick.