Another case of the blind leadin' the blind, Rapaire? You sure it wasn't triple-blind methods? Boy, I can see that you bozos in the opposition are gettin' really desperate with some of the bogus rabbits you are pullin' out of the hat here. Those lepuses won't jump. You are beginnin' to realize that my campaign is gainin' unstoppable momentum and you're goin' into a blind panic. You don't worry me a bit. None of this garbage is gonna stick to me.

Every town and city I go to in America is filled with people and primates who are bandin' together in a single cause...to kick out the corrupt forces that have all but destroyed the great America we once knew and loved. I represent CHANGE, buddy. Change that is sorely needed. I am gonna sweep away the corruption and the malaise that has afflicted our nation and filled our streets with disaffected youth and drug dealers and gangs. I am gonna clean up the environment so that America can breathe free again. I am gonna restore dignity and pride to this nation and win the respect of the international community with a brand new foreign policy that does not resemble a bad script written by Groucho Marx on the back of a lipstick-stained napkin during an all-night whisky bender.

Just watch me.

- Chongo