Might I ask whether Chongo has any particular cultural interests? Does he rate music above visual or plastic art? What is his position on the Movies? Has he seen the intrepid Chimps from the film "Project X"? And which countries can expect an official visit once America learns sense and elects a leader who will scare the living daylights out of any other politician, Mugabe included? Will he, in a gesture of peace and reconciliation, unveil a monument to the monkey cruelly persecuted in Hartlepool, England, more than two centuries ago?