So now there are weapons f mass destruction in downtown Portland? Yes - there are many in this office who like to see me swept away by a wall of meal kind of like the Molasses Flood of Boston or the flood in the movie Tidal Wave - did anyone ever see that turkey? Lorne Greene, who was popular at the time for Bonanza, appeared in it for 3 seconds as the American president but adds announced starring Lorne green. It was a low low budget Japanese horror flick. Great scene - at the end the heroine, who was last seen being swept away by a wall of lava as she frantiacally calls her boy friend from a telephone booth,sits in the train taking her to the American west to a refugee camp. The run the train footage forwards and then backwards to make it look like a long train. Hilarious.

Speaking of trains...
Sure Chongo. Sned me your business card. I have a security pass to the office. You can investigate after almost everyone leaves. We are open 24 hours a day so - but that explains it. Someone from tech services tampered with either the microwave or my oatmeal during th night. The real question is why?