Remember Drew A. Kaplan, who put out a yuppie catalog that was the epitome of a salesman gushing over his merchandise? Well, in 1985 or so he sold me a telephone that I have never seen bettered. It has a QWERTY keyboard on which you can type any handy mnemonic you've stored for the person you want to call. Like many good things, there is now nothing like it on the market. Mr DAK seems to have gone on to worse things.