Take me to your breast
I'll make your cup runneth over
And I'll always make a belfry
In your heart.

Hmmmmmm....Sounds like a country song in there somewhere.

But then, if it WAS the left breast, I'm glad it didn't get squashed to death by Abbey's own hand when someone struck up the National Anthem......

or maybe try a song starting with...

"How can I go on-O......."