First of all we have Bee-dubya-ell, raising non-existant oil magnates who somehow "control" Iranian oil - Hint Bee-dubya-ell, it is all owned nationally.

Then we have this ridiculous and illogical piece of nonsense:

"Think of Cheney and Ahmadinejad as opposing pro wrestlers talking trash to inflate the price of oil." - Guest Jack the Sailor.

Said before but just to let it sink in:

The amount of oil and gas owned/controlled by oil magnates/companies amounts to about 7% of the worlds supply, leaving 93% controlled by National Oil Companies. Cheney owns and controls none of it, so maybe JtS can explain how ratcheting the price up to over $140 per barrel is in Cheney's interest, I can see perfectly well how Iran, Russia, Venezuela, in fact all the big oil exporting nations benefit from that.