I don't know bang-bang Rosie but I know Miss Susie

Miss Susie had a steamboat. Her steamboat had a bell. Ding, ding!
Miss Susie went to heaven. Her steamboat went to—
Hello, operator. Please give me number nine;
And if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your—
Behind the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass.
Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little—
Ask me no more questions. I'll tell you no more lies.
The boys are in the girls bathroom, pulling down their—
Flies are in the meadow. Bees are in the park.
Miss Susie and her boyfriend are kissing in the—
D-a-r-k, d-a-r-k, dark, dark,
Darker than the ocean, darker than the sea,
Darker than the underwear my mommy puts on me.
I know I know my ma. I know I know my pa.
I know I know my sister with the 40-acre bra.
I see her in the ocean. I see her in the sea.
I see her in the bathroom. Oops! Pardon me.
My mother is Godzilla. My father is King Kong.
My brother is the stupid one who taught me this dumb song!