Haddaway, Tabster! Chubby? Lang way te gan yet, pet!

News o' the World? When aah wez in me early 20's aah read it coz a thowt aah should move up from The Beano - Aah lasted a month and aah still read The Beano.

Honest, Pet! Aah think yer a lovely shape although aah cannit comment on the 'witch' bit! - Aah dee knaah that you are a helluva entertainer - Not just a songstress, not just a musician, YOU are an entertainer - The Complete Package (and beautifully wrapped if aah may say so)

Te be honest, ye could be humpty-backed and squinty-eyed (and ye knaah yer not) but your songs and your voice would still give uz a shiver

Take it as a compliment from one of The Phatt-B'Stards

G-P