Hey maybe now I can proudly sell my rejection letters from the New Yorker for my cartoons.


My cartoons are far more offensive tastless vulgar licentious vile and therefor lifelike.

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I have Barack with his pants pulled half down by Limbaugh and OReilly while Cheney and Huckabee hold guns and McCain awkwardly weilds a red hot branding iron that says "ELITIST" backwards

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Deep in the bowels of the Tony Snow Conference room the McCain campaign genius' are hard at work:

Biff Dupont: "OK what do we have on Obama?"
A staffer looks at the seperate piles of files on each democratic candidate, as he peers over a four foot tall stack labled DIRT ON HILLARY and fumbles through a few leaflets on Kucinich and Gravel he picks up the hlaf inch thick folder on Obama, "well sir we really don't know much about him."
Biff: "Great, we'll go with that!, What else?"
Staffer for CIA: "Well he may have muslim terrorist roots?!"
Biff: "SUPER, what else?"
FBI staffer: "Umm his wife looks like a 60's agitator"
Biff: "Not bad but I was hoping for more links to Sharpton or Willie Horton or an executed felon,   Homeland Security , what have you got?"
HLS Staffer: "We only have soft Xray security pictures of Barack at the Airport"
Biff: "Good, send it to FOX so they can show every God fearing American Christian...
HLS staffer: "Its huge sir."
Biff: "How big is McCain?...oh dear. Gentlemen we are in an uphill struggle"


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Hillary has meeting to solve the Bill liability factor:

Picture of Hillary shaking hands with Tony Soprano.