A little more complete.

With apologies to Kenny Loggins:

THE CAM IN POOH'S NOGGIN
(based on The House At Pooh Corner, by Kenny Loggins
From the album:  Sittin' In (Columbia)


Christopher Hounslow alone stalked his room-
Mate with young limbs lit up by the moon.
Posing so innocently, so unaware
Of the cam'ra, she entered her room.
Yes, he ventured much further this way than he should,
Just to pick up the slack of his wee, aching wood.

Heaven help you!   You have got to get

Back at your roomie and clobber his buns!

You'd be surprised at the foul deeds he's done -

Now ev'ry inch of your hide's

Gazed at by his horny eyes!

Oh, the foul ways of Christopher Hounslow and Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh, don't ya know he'll view you? -

Got a honey cam stuck in his nose.

Your flatmate used him to help with his vice

And from here who knows how far he'll go?
You should send him to jail with Big Earl and Seymour
For using so foully the nose of a bear! Oh,

Heaven help you!   You have got to get

Back at your foul flatmate son of a gun!

You'd be surprised at the foul deeds he's done -

Now ev'ry inch of your hide's

Gazed at by his leering eyes!

Oh, the foul ways of Christopher Hounslow,
He's got to pay, that lewd Christopher Hounslow,
Oh, the betrayal by Pooh!