Little Musgrave offers endless possibilities!

Come home with me you Little Musgrave
And lay upon my breast
For by your codpiece I can see
That you were named in jest.

And later…..

"And how do you like my feather bed
And how do you like my sheets
And how do you like my lady gay
Who lies in your arms asleep?"

"It's well I like your feather bed
It's better I like your sheets
And it's better I like your lady gay
Who lies in my arms asleep".

Lord Donald then his clothes put off
And in the get did get
Saying: 'If you think my lady's gay
You ain't seen nothing yet!'

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