So what do I have to do to get my cookie back again?

And when I try to send a personal message, it tells me I'm not a member. Then, when I try to join again, it tells me I'm already a member.

Much as I like being a guest, I'd like even better to get back my cookie and send some personal stuff to people....

Please can anyone help a poor confused ole mother? Is it because I work for the IRS that you're keeping me out? Have I offended Max by making fun of his haircut?

LTS