I'm working on a piece for bodhran and piobrach. It is to be played ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff, con molto warlike, by novice (or wannabe) players. Hmmmmm...maybe it also needs cannons, like the "1812 Overture." Nothing like a whiff of grapeshot to keep the audience awake, I always say.

Rum, please. Straight 151 proof stuff.