I had a hundred dollar bill sitting out on my desk after a late gig and our dog (Blossom) was going after the cookie that was holding it down from being blown away by our fan. Blossom ate both the cookie and the cash. I was pretty upset and I gave her an entire bottle of Milk of Magnesia. When that didn't do the trick, I gave Blosssom another half of a bottle. To make a long story short, she couldn't pass it. It was counterfeit.

Art Thieme