With apologies to Kenny Loggins:

THE CAM IN POOH'S NOGGIN
(based on The House At Pooh Corner, by Kenny Loggins
From the album: Sittin' In (Columbia)


Christopher Hounslow alone stalked his room-
mate with young limbs lit up by the moon.
Posing so innocently, so unaware
Of the cam'ra, she entered her room.
Yes, he ventured much further this way than he should,
Just to pick up the slack of his wee, aching wood.

Heaven help you!   You have got to get

back at your roomie and clobber his buns!

You'd be surprised at the foul deeds he's done -

Now ev'ry inch of your hide's

Gazed at by his horny eyes!

Oh, the foul ways of Christopher Hounslow and Pooh!

Winnie the Pooh, don't ya know he'll view you? -

Got a honey cam stuck in his nose.

Your flatmate used him to help with his vice

And from here who knows how far he'll go?
You should kick, curse and belt him till you make him share
How to get that damn cam from the nose of a bear! Oh,

We'll help you if we can, you've got to get

back at that lewd creepy son of a gun!

You'd be surprised at the foul deeds he's done -

Now ev'ry inch of your hide's
Viddied for his leering eyes!

Oh, the foul ways of Christopher Hounslow,
He's got to pay, that guy Christopher Hounslow,
Oh, the betrayal by Pooh!