Robin-

It's hard to resist this challenge even though I've been ignoring this thread all week:

If you go down in the bush today,
You may not realize,
Locking the door is not enough
When Teddy is streaming live;

And you'll surely feel just like a boob,
When you and your sweetie star on U-Tube --
Today's the day you'll wish you were in the library!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble