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Thread #112761   Message #2390213
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
15-Jul-08 - 07:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: Tough Koala
Subject: RE: BS: Tough Koala
I seen that happen to a gorilla once too. He tried to get in the way of my getaway car and stop me, so I gunned it. Bang! Stuck headfirst in the grill, just like the koala, and waving his arms and legs around like a ferris wheel on the rampage. The rad fan was beatin' on his bran pan...I could hear it distinctly. This ape made a hell of a lot of noise and commotion up there at the front, but he couldn't get loose at all as long as I kept the pedal down. We did a fast tour through about 20 city blocks, ran some red lights, and eventually wound up in back of this warehouse down by the river. He woulda probably survived the incident fine if not for the clip of .44 cal I unloaded into him when he finally got his head loose from the grill.

- Chongo