There is a song I have heard on cd as well as been played live at the "Dog's Bollocks" could be [bollox]in auckland on one of trips over there'

some of the words are

So we all went off to the Mero say there who is your man it's only johnny forticulture he's a desperate man bang bang plays the unfortunately the words fail By the the group who sing this also own The dog's bollox and are called the THE DOGS BOLLOX. THANKS BROWNY.