The teacher was reading to the 3rd grade class when she came to the word 'frugal'. She asked the class if they knew it, and got no response.
"Well, it means 'saving'" she explained. "Can anyone use it in a sentence?"
There was a short silence, the Little Johnny raised his hand.

"A knight was out riding when he saw a princess being attacked by a dragon. "Frugal me, frugal me!", she cried...so he killed the dragon and frugaled her, and they lived happily everafter."