Three hairy apes walk into a bar. Jay Lemur is on stage telling Jimmy Durante jokes about proboscis monkeys. They go to another bar.

Three hairy apes walk into a bar. A penguin tells them he blew a seal and that's just some ice cream on his beak.

Three hairy apes walk into a bar and start talking about bananas.
"I like 'em a bit green" says one.
"No the riper the better" says another.
"I like to mush them before I eat em."
"I like em firm, erect and slightly curved."
"Not me. I like arugula"
"Arugula? What are you? Some kind of elitist?"
The discussion goes on for a while, until a weasel, overhearing the conversation from the street walks in and says. "I knew a Panda who spent untold hours talking about bamboo. What an idiot! Wasting his life talking about bamboo when he could have been talking about hunting small rodents. You all remind me of him."
The apes were kind, there was only pee in the bowl when they flushed the weasel down the toilet.