"Blonde Stewardess"

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty
new blonde stewardess. The route they were
flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their
arrival the captain showed the stewardess the
best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and
stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the
crew for the day's route, he noticed the new
stewardess was missing. He knew which room
she was in at the hotel and called her up
wondering what happened to her.

She answered the phone, crying, and said she
couldn't get out of her room.

"You can't get out of your room?" the captain
asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied, "There are only three
doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom,
one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that
says 'Do Not Disturb'!"