Don't take this seriously, please! I'm just being a smartarse.
I warn you!
Take this thread seriously and I'll start several more with titles like;
Why are tall people so French?
Why are Eskimos so not-Japanese?
Why are condoms so bad for Partridges?
Why are bicycle clips superior musicians?
Why are nose hairs so influential?
Why are clouds so "big-white-up-in-the-sky" type thingys?
Why are thingys so..."you know"?

Or even........
What is with the American-English-Irish-French-German people who are so thin and fat and the like...?

I'm serious!