Confucius he say : man with big balls had no toys as a child.

What about "Old King Cole" ?

He called for his pipe and he called for his bowl
And he called for his jugglers three.

Every Juggler had a fine pair of balls
And a fine pair of balls had he -
Oh ! Throw your balls in the air, said the jugglers . . .

Coalmen three : Would you like it a the front or the back, said the coalmen . . .

Lots more where they came from !