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Matty Groves was a manly man, with balls to split his pants, sirs,
When caught in bed with Arlen's wife, he gave him snappy answers.

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Now where was Arlen's wife through this? She stayed beneath the covers,
And watched the fight, and did her nails, while Arlen killed her lover.

She never thought to run and hide, nor did she make excuses,
She said the one thing guaranteed to make Arlen blow his fuses.

So she got herself and Matty killed by being a stupid hen --
But what else but a brainless slut would go for Manly Men?

-- Leslie Fish, "Manly Man Matty Groves"