I now realise that when Lionel Harvey stabbed me in the foot, in a gardening related incident at school in 1960, he was in fact trying to engage me in rituals of the Wiccan kind.

Oh how my life could have been so different! The Headteacher, who later went on to die on the school stage in a smoking related incident, interogated us at great length, doubting the gardening explantion and clearly searching of strange practices.

All this is true

L in C