It is a baggie on a coat hanger, just stick it under...


TODAYS INVENTIONS

Today I thought of the GPS golfball.   6 strokes savings per round


The conversation interrupter: Peope are so god damn boring that getting out of one of their stories is somtimes difficult. Thats why forums like this are so popular, you can ignore the fuck and whaterver the fuck he is saying with no repurcussions.
But in person you can't just say shut the fuck up... ergo the conversation interrupter.
It is a speaker that fits in the crack of your ass and reproduces the sound of a car accident at great distance... or your name being called from outside... or a near subliminal recording of the boring story the guy has been telling you for the last 4 minutes. The guy gets confused like on radio delay and you take your leave in the midst of his confusion.

Wi Fi interrupter, clear the coffee house of all the jerk offs and enjoy your coffee in peace and quiet.