Here is an invention for total idiots without reason and whose last refuge is the bible.   The electronic "quantum 8 ball" bible verse selector.


Yep it has 3 features
1 it displays a bible quote intended only for you after you enter you birth date and confirmation/born again date.

2 it displays a quote designed just for that guy you point it at.

3 it displays a quote for decision making along select catagories.


It is designed by divine inspiration and retails for only 199.99
actual cost is 32 dollars but after advertising costs by Rev Olsen it only costs 299.99