Cable TV Interactivater.

Instead of giving the cable company accurate feedback about every show you watch, every commericial and when you watched it...the Interactivator will send Comcast a signal that you only watch PBS 3 times a day.

When enough people use the Interactivater to conceal their TV viewing habits, the ad fees and vacuous programming will be skewed more intelligently and cause FOX to lose commerial support.