Emma B, thanks for the research. That's just plain hilarious! I'll have to bookmark "The Specious Report" for continued reference.

Key to understanding God's purported wrath in this instance is knowing that Rev. Thor Johnthon thinks Boise is located in flood-prone Iowa, not high-and-dry Idaho.

How'd his johnthon get tho thor, anyway? He must have been distracting himself when he should have been studying geography...