The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113020   Message #2397575
Posted By: kendall
25-Jul-08 - 09:53 AM
Thread Name: BS: Accuracy of Penile Aim
Subject: RE: BS: Accuracy of Penile Aim
Sign over a urinal:

If your hose is short or your pressure is weak,
Stand up close or you'll piss on your feet.