well you could always keelhaul 'em! lucky for them they're too young to shave or you could really make the punishment fit the crime!

bum really isn't too bad compared to some of the stuff I've heard kids say, actually, though maybe it's a worse word where you are. check out the naughty kids words thread [and n.k.w. II up near the top of the list] for more lovely kids' songs.

I think every kid who hasn't been brainwashed to a frightening degree does that to songs.