The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2398920
Posted By: Amos
27-Jul-08 - 04:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
You do not have to use Kleenex on your toes. Instead, soak them for thirty minutes in water that starts out as hot as you can bear it. After twenty minutes or so, scrub the calluses off with one of those mini-cheese-graters they sell, and dig under the toenails and clean up the cuticles. When it's all done, soak them a bit longer, then towel them off and lather with a good skin cream, and put on clean soft socks.

If you do all this, you will feel much better and will thank me.