Wanted: the girl who kissed me, and took my money, and stole my car. Wanted: the girl I trusted, and left me stranded, as mad as far [=fire]. I can laugh now, 'cause it didn't hurt a bit. The car was stolen and the money counterfeit. She's wanted by all the pólice. They'll never catch her unaware, Because she'll lead them into the roundhouse, and they'll never corner her there.
She was last seen in Hernando's Hideaway. She was wearin' one of Benny's old toupees. A jury will find her guilty, and as I see it, there ain't no hope. When she was born her dear old mother should been arrested for smugglin' dope.