Trollery

Beneath a very antique bridge
Too dank for a self respecting midge
A lonely troll did glumly dwell
Or that's the story some did tell.

No one walked the planks o'erhead
Troll had no reason to rise from bed
And sinking deeply into gloom
It hardly ever left its room.

But where life is, hope is yet
The creature found the internet
And now takes joy in bringing poo
To fling as trolls are meant to do.