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Thread #113073 Message #2400035
Posted By: Skivee
28-Jul-08 - 11:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: Detour to the center of the earth
Subject: RE: BS: Detour to the center of the earth
I feel your pain My bandmates and I just got back to the DC area after a weekend gigue at the Sterling Renaissance Fair in upper New York State. About 5 extra hours were spent in detours. I should like to suggest to the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania that their license plate slogan ("The Keystone State"), and their tourism promotional catch phrase ("You Have A Friend In Pennsylvania") do not accurately capture the subtlities of our sojourning experience. I have a few humble alternative proposals:
Pennsylvania- The Stumbling Block State You Have A Construction Delay In Pennsylvania Pennsylvania- Barrier To The North Historic Pennsylvania- Where Time Slows Down Pennsylvania- "The Construction Never Ends!" Pennsylvania- The "Our Roads Are Slightly Better Than An Albanian Goat Trail" State Pennsylvania- "Highway To Hell"