I must commend the descriptive detail of the perversity by which your imagination is so fixated. It is really quite vivid and highly developed.

This reminds me of an issue of the Sun newspaper I opened a few years back which featured a scathing article about paedophiles, right next to which was a large photo of charlotte church wearing a skimpy bikini (then 15), taken by paparazzi as she holidayed in some exotic location.

Britain loves to titillate itself with scandal and taboo and finds release by frothing at the mouth.

I can't say that images of men kissing men particularly keep me awake at night.

And you certainly won't find me picketing the house of a paediatrician due to my ignorance of the English language.

Froth froth ... uh ... uh ...

it's disgusting ... oh yeah ... perverse ...

... that's it baby ... let me go into more detail ...

... I'm writing a letter ...

... whew ... think I'll have a cigarette now ...