When God tendered the contract for his biological anti gay weapon he must have gone with the same company who make "smart" bombs for the US military.

He managed to get a few gays with it, but sadly had to live with collateral damage due to "friendly" fire.

Pity about all those heterosexuals - male and female - in the third world - and in the developed world for that matter who suffer from aids eh?.

In fact it has been such an inaccurate weapon that Gays number a significant minority among AIDs sufferers.

No hold on - it's there to kill off gays and foreigners!

Well I'm glad I've cleared that one up.