Well, it's in the repertoire of 'Winston the Singing Farmer', though I doubt that he wrote it himself (I also doubt that he has ever been seen on a bike, in adult life at any rate. His farm is over the road from my Mum's house. Try getting him to do anything about the encroaching vegetation or the rabbits! "Oh, I don't deal with all that. You'll have to write to the Company.")

Ref at http://www.anglianmusic.co.uk/.