Gawd...I love it when you wax all quasi-serious about my latest tongue-in-cheek comments, Teribus. You are a true wit of the poker-faced variety. You exceed even Charles Bronson and Winston Churchill at conveying an aspect of grim resolve, but I know that deep down you really love me, you approve of my radical views, you dote on my fictional characters, you are delighted by my catholic sense of humour and my natural loyalty to the glorious British Empire, and you are just feigning all this righteous anger and contempt that you pretend to be aiming my way.

Great acting, mate. Bloody marvelous. Almost anyone would be convinced that you despise me.

But we know better, don't we? ;-) Why, we're practically like brothers, you and I.