Three times? Good lord. Think what Canada has lost!

But to the contrary, old sport. I wouldn't particularly mind at all if you...or anyone else like you...decided to move to Canada. I don't see why it would matter, after all. It's a very large country with lots of available space. I was just...what's the British expression for it? "Taking the piss" is it? To wit, I was indeed simply idly pulling your chain for the sheer entertainment value, old pal, having a little meaningless fun at your expense, and you responded so marvelously, just like a moray eel darting angrily out of his lair. That's why I enjoy talking with you so much. It's like playing ping pong, you always know there's another fast return from Mr "T" coming across the net shortly.

If you like, I'll even put in a good word for you with the immigration people in Nunavut. Then too, Blind River can always use another old sorehead, specially an old Scottish sorehead. You would find many kindred souls in Blind River. There are numerous Scots there, as well as Irish. And there's a lot to get sore about in Blind River too. Dreadful lack of social services and good restaurants, for example.