Btw Teribus I've lived in scotland for a long long time and haven't heard the expression "twerp" used as a term of abuse.
Sounds a bit "Home Counties" to me.
If you had called me a wee "nyaff" for example it would have sounded better... although being factually wrong

How long have you actually LIVED in Scotland?
You certainly don't seem to have developed much of the famous Scottish character.

In fact, you sound about as genuine as a four pound note!

Another prediction..... Scotland will be free, no argument, no discussion.....Just for once bold, plain fact!!

Stick it in your book then stick it where the sun don't shine....Sunshine.