Oh, sob! I am weeping at your allegations, sir! Because I am tender-hearted and truly a gentle, caring soul I am accused of perfidy when I lay bare my innermost secret thoughts and cares! Were I a lesser man I would hunt you down, cut you into collops, burn those to ashes, and fling the ashes to the winds -- but I am not such a man. I have risen above such things. May I offer you a glass of elderberry wine as a token of my forgiveness?