Marriage is Grand. Divorce is a couple hundred Grand.


Nobody goes to Obama rallys anymore, they are too crowded,


Britany Spears says "I love Bush and hate Obama so I am glad I was in the Obama video"



Anthrax attack accusation lead to sthe uicide of poor Mr. Ivans.
Not wanting to face the similar problems of falsely accused Mr. Hatfield who recieved a settlement for 5.3 million dollars ($3 million after taxes), Mr. Irans took an overdose of muscle relaxers and died prior to the advance warning of arrest and Congressional hearings.
Mr. Ivans will forever be innocent in the eyes of the law and friends.

It was said that it is impossible that he was guilty despite the findings of a whacko liberal goverment psychiatrist.

1. He was deeply involved in his Evangelical Church.
2, He was a great Republican patriot and huge fan of Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly and John Savage.
3."He was a dedicated NRA member with hundreds of guns and was an all around nice guy" according to his neighbor (name with held).


The Bush Justus Department was quoted as saying "We are glad to finally put this incident behind us"

If you recall, live Anthrax was sent to Democratic Senators, Congressmaen and "liberal" news anchors who did not openly support another Iraq/US war.

Senator John McCain was quoted tp say that "intelligence reports point to Iraq and perhaps Iran as the Anthrax terrorists".


If real life isn't funny enough, I have a great gospel style song about Anthrax I wrote 7 years ago.