LOL! Oh, Amos...you are so engaging when you become (intellectually) aroused. You're right, I am being rather droll. You got one part wrong, though. I do not lust after a "skinny singer". No. I lust after a skinny actress. Anyway, I don't think of her as skinny. No, she's just right as far as I'm concerned.

I'll tell you who is skinny, though. Ann Coulter. Yech. You could get a paper cut if you hugged that woman. She's all angles and sharp edges.