The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #113224   Message #2404335
Posted By: dick greenhaus
03-Aug-08 - 01:29 PM
Thread Name: BS: Reasons for being a Conservative
Subject: RE: BS: Reasons for being a Conservative
From the dim recesses of my fading memory-- a poem

The Perfect Conservative
(Anon)

As I was sitting in a chair
I knew the bottom wasn't there
Nor back nor legs. But there I sat
Ignoring little things like that.