Gross out songs were always our favorites.

SCABS SANDWICHES

Scabs sandwiches with puss on top,

Monkey vomit and elephant snot.

Doggy dandruf and cat poo poo.

Scabs sandwiches are good for you.

OR

I'm Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a garbage can,

I eat all the worms and spit out the germs,

I'm Popeye the sailor man.

OR

I'm Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a frying pan,

I turned on the gas and burned off my ass,

I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Believe me,at ten years old this stuff was hillarious!

Ron.