Or do something like this (sorry folks for subjecting you all to this torture):

MY FIRST LOVE

As I went in the pub one day
I heard the fiddles playing
The drums were beating
And the singer braying
I walked up to the bar
And sat upon the stool
Looking at the counter top
My mouth began to drool

Upon the bar she sat before me
Bubbling with her female wiles
I sat staring in wonderment
As she flashed me with her smiles
Her light brown hair flowed down
Caressing the curves of her breasts
I laughed and grinned at the blood
Forcing the thumping in my chest

Chorus:
Oh, she looked so sweet, her body like glass
Never will I forget the taste of this dark lass

Her black limbs stretched out
Before me shining with dew
She leaned towards me laughing
And so my faint hopes grew
She bent down to me mouth gaping
Tongue flickering as we kissed
She tasted thick and bitter
I stared at her in the smoky mist

We kissed again and yet again
Each time hotter and longer
Her spit filling me with warmth
Til my love could grow no stronger
I whisper softly into her hair
As it swirls down her smooth throat
She sighs and sizzles in quiet lust
At each love song I gently quote

Chorus:

My thoughts fade off into smoke
As I drink in her loving milk
It flows down heating my gullet
Coating my insides with its silk
I look up to watch the band
Feeling the beat of the song
I drift my eyes back to the bar
To find that she has gone

Final Chorus:
Six years have passed and gone since that blissful night
I still think of my first love and my cheeks shining bright

Amergin