"The Fundamentalist Dog"

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important
to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So,
they went shopping.

At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they
found a dog they liked quite a lot. When they asked
the dog to fetch the Bible, he did it in a flash. When
they instructed him to look up Psalm 23, he complied
equally fast, using his paws with dexterity. They were
impressed, purchased the animal, and went home.

That night they had friends over. They were so proud
of their new fundamentalist dog and his major skills,
they called in the dog and showed off a little.

The friends were impressed and asked whether the
dog was able to do any of the usual dog tricks as
well. This stopped the couple cold, as they hadn't
thought about "normal" tricks.

Well, they said. "Let's try this out." Once more they
called the dog and they clearly pronounced the
command, "Heel!"

Quick as a wink, the dog jumped up, put his paw on
the man's forehead, closed his eyes in concentration
and bowed his head.