Well, I think it should involve listening to some great music in a wide variety of folky styles, getting disgracefully drunk, singing and playing into the early hours, meeting lots of fantastic people, maybe doing a conga round the site and....hang on, isn't that what happens at any self-respecting folk festival?

If that doesn't happen, it isn't a 'proper' folk festival - and certainly not an 'improper' one.

Personally, I intend to do what I usually do and paint my toenails a lurid colour.